If I Were A Vegetable Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White The sarcasm-first communicator who seasons

The sarcasm-first communicator who seasons accordingly

or surprise your mom who still rocks those retro road trip playlists

Made for the slow mornings that need a soft start

or those “U up

Because life’s too short for bland cotton and even blander conversations

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